{"id":112465,"date":"2014-01-28T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=bce5ca6cf1b7f3164815545bec5ce867"},"modified":"2014-01-28T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:00:00","slug":"%e5%b0%8f%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e5%b8%88%e5%91%8a%e8%af%89%e6%88%91%ef%bc%9a%e4%ba%ba%e7%9a%84%e4%bd%93%e5%86%85%e9%83%bd%e6%9c%89%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8b%a4%e5%a5%8b%e5%b0%8f%e4%ba%ba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%b0%8f%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e5%b8%88%e5%91%8a%e8%af%89%e6%88%91%ef%bc%9a%e4%ba%ba%e7%9a%84%e4%bd%93%e5%86%85%e9%83%bd%e6%9c%89%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8b%a4%e5%a5%8b%e5%b0%8f%e4%ba%ba\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5c0f\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u8001\u5e08\u544a\u8bc9\u6211\uff1a\u4eba\u7684\u4f53\u5185\u90fd\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u52e4\u594b\u5c0f\u4eba"},"content":{"rendered":"

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小时候，老师告诉我：人的体内都有一个勤奋小人和一个懒惰小人当你犹豫不决时他们就会打架。小学时勤奋小人经常把懒惰小人打得落花流水，初中时就打成平手了，到高中时就是懒惰小人经常获胜了。可是到了大学我忽然发现他们不打架了，妈的勤奋小人被打死了<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}