{"id":112469,"date":"2014-01-28T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=c2e1bd26e34a898d24062c396b117fb4"},"modified":"2014-01-28T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:00:00","slug":"%e3%80%90%e4%bd%a0%e8%a6%81%e6%98%af%e6%9c%89%e5%9d%97%e5%9c%b0%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e9%a9%ac%e4%b8%8a%e8%ae%a4%e4%bd%a0%e5%81%9a%e5%b9%b2%e7%88%b9%ef%bc%81%e3%80%91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e3%80%90%e4%bd%a0%e8%a6%81%e6%98%af%e6%9c%89%e5%9d%97%e5%9c%b0%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e9%a9%ac%e4%b8%8a%e8%ae%a4%e4%bd%a0%e5%81%9a%e5%b9%b2%e7%88%b9%ef%bc%81%e3%80%91\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u3010\u4f60\u8981\u662f\u6709\u5757\u5730\uff0c\u6211\u9a6c\u4e0a\u8ba4\u4f60\u505a\u5e72\u7239\uff01\u3011"},"content":{"rendered":"

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【你要是有块地，我马上认你做干爹！】昨天中午和同事聊房价，我还说：现在房价这么贵，如果我有块地，那真是发达了！？他说：你要是有块地，我马上认你做干爹！？刚说完，前台那边小姑娘喊我：XX~你有快递！？后来整个下午我干儿子都不愿意和我说 话。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}