{"id":113413,"date":"2014-02-14T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=514e32d3a1b445c69f7a53a30907ba8c"},"modified":"2014-02-14T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:00:00","slug":"%e6%98%a8%e5%a4%a9%e7%88%b6%e6%af%8d%e7%bb%99%e6%88%91%e6%89%93%e7%94%b5%e8%af%9d%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e8%a1%a8%e5%bc%9f%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%9b%9e%e5%ae%b6%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%98%a8%e5%a4%a9%e7%88%b6%e6%af%8d%e7%bb%99%e6%88%91%e6%89%93%e7%94%b5%e8%af%9d%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e8%a1%a8%e5%bc%9f%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%9b%9e%e5%ae%b6%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u6628\u5929\u7236\u6bcd\u7ed9\u6211\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u4f60\u8868\u5f1f\u4eca\u5929\u56de\u5bb6\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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