{"id":113414,"date":"2014-02-14T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=e063b09c07532403601f2cbb3122c87d"},"modified":"2014-02-14T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:00:00","slug":"%e7%94%b7%e5%ad%a9%e5%9c%a8%e9%85%92%e5%90%a7%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e4%b8%80%e4%bd%8d%e6%bc%82%e4%ba%ae%e5%a7%91%e5%a8%98%ef%bc%8c%e5%be%88%e6%83%b3%e4%b8%8a%e5%8e%bb%e6%90%ad%e8%ae%aa%e5%8d%b4%e5%8f%88","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e7%94%b7%e5%ad%a9%e5%9c%a8%e9%85%92%e5%90%a7%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e4%b8%80%e4%bd%8d%e6%bc%82%e4%ba%ae%e5%a7%91%e5%a8%98%ef%bc%8c%e5%be%88%e6%83%b3%e4%b8%8a%e5%8e%bb%e6%90%ad%e8%ae%aa%e5%8d%b4%e5%8f%88\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u7537\u5b69\u5728\u9152\u5427\u770b\u5230\u4e00\u4f4d\u6f02\u4eae\u59d1\u5a18\uff0c\u5f88\u60f3\u4e0a\u53bb\u642d\u8baa\u5374\u53c8\u4e0d\u6562"},"content":{"rendered":"

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男孩在酒吧看到一位漂亮姑娘，很想上去搭讪却又不敢。他灵机一动，写下一张纸条递给女孩：如果你喜欢我请微笑，不喜欢我请后空翻。女孩看了看纸条，笑了笑，站起来一拍桌子就是一个后空翻。现在的女孩惹不起啊！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}