{"id":113416,"date":"2014-02-12T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=83ec1968c7ab0d935392fcbbb2836cad"},"modified":"2014-02-12T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-12T12:00:00","slug":"%e3%80%90%e8%bf%9e%e9%a2%98%e7%9b%ae%e9%83%bd%e5%87%ba%e9%94%99%e4%ba%86%e3%80%91%e5%a6%88%e5%a6%88%e5%b8%a6%e7%9d%804%e5%b2%81%e7%9a%84%e5%a5%b3%e5%84%bf%e6%9d%a5%e5%8d%95%e4%bd%8d%e7%8e%a9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e3%80%90%e8%bf%9e%e9%a2%98%e7%9b%ae%e9%83%bd%e5%87%ba%e9%94%99%e4%ba%86%e3%80%91%e5%a6%88%e5%a6%88%e5%b8%a6%e7%9d%804%e5%b2%81%e7%9a%84%e5%a5%b3%e5%84%bf%e6%9d%a5%e5%8d%95%e4%bd%8d%e7%8e%a9\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u3010\u8fde\u9898\u76ee\u90fd\u51fa\u9519\u4e86\u3011\u5988\u5988\u5e26\u77404\u5c81\u7684\u5973\u513f\u6765\u5355\u4f4d\u73a9"},"content":{"rendered":"

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【连题目都出错了】妈妈带着4岁的女儿来单位玩，这个小女孩聪明伶俐，数字100以内的加减法都会算，大家纷纷出题考她，这个小女孩全都算对了。这时，有人给这个小女孩出了道难题：小朋友，1减2等于多少？小女孩望着这个人，说：你这个人好笨，连题目都出错了<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}