{"id":113420,"date":"2014-02-11T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=ecf570e30553620abe3ca85d753a9f23"},"modified":"2014-02-11T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T12:00:00","slug":"%e3%80%90%e4%b8%a2%e4%ba%86%e6%89%8b%e6%9c%ba%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e5%8a%9e%ef%bc%9f%e3%80%91%e9%a6%96%e5%85%88%ef%bc%8c%e7%a9%bf%e4%b8%80%e5%a5%97%e8%a5%bf%e8%a3%85%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%b4%e5%89%af%e7%9c%bc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e3%80%90%e4%b8%a2%e4%ba%86%e6%89%8b%e6%9c%ba%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e5%8a%9e%ef%bc%9f%e3%80%91%e9%a6%96%e5%85%88%ef%bc%8c%e7%a9%bf%e4%b8%80%e5%a5%97%e8%a5%bf%e8%a3%85%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%b4%e5%89%af%e7%9c%bc\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u3010\u4e22\u4e86\u624b\u673a\u600e\u4e48\u529e\uff1f\u3011\u9996\u5148\uff0c\u7a7f\u4e00\u5957\u897f\u88c5\uff0c\u6234\u526f\u773c\u955c"},"content":{"rendered":"

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【丢了手机怎么办？】首先，穿一套西装，戴副眼镜，左手拿个档案袋，右手拿支笔；然后，面相严肃，沉稳走路；最后，随便选一个中学，走到一个班后门，然后眼镜扫视，看见低头的，走上去、手敲桌子两下，学生就自觉交出手机了，然后淡定离开，飞奔出学校~~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}