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一日和女友去吃龙虾，女友点大龙虾，我嫌贵，就要点小龙虾，因此产生争执。为了凸显我男子气概，我打算和她吵，于是我狠的拍了一下桌子，引起了周围吃饭的客人的注意，我对着她喊道：小怎么了？小怎么了?小就满足不了你吗？<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}