{"id":113813,"date":"2014-02-20T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=5a505c7152cf8269c849938a41572ae5"},"modified":"2014-02-20T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T00:00:00","slug":"%e6%88%91%e4%b8%8a%e5%a4%a7%e4%b8%80%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b%e3%80%82%e5%88%9a%e5%88%9a%e5%86%9b%e8%ae%ad%e5%ae%8c%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%8a%e5%a4%a7%e5%ad%a6%e8%af%ad%e6%96%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%88%91%e4%b8%8a%e5%a4%a7%e4%b8%80%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b%e3%80%82%e5%88%9a%e5%88%9a%e5%86%9b%e8%ae%ad%e5%ae%8c%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%8a%e5%a4%a7%e5%ad%a6%e8%af%ad%e6%96%87\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u6211\u4e0a\u5927\u4e00\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u7684\u4e8b\u3002\u521a\u521a\u519b\u8bad\u5b8c\uff0c\u4e0a\u5927\u5b66\u8bed\u6587"},"content":{"rendered":"

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我上大一的时候的事。刚刚军训完，上大学语文。老师是一个中年妇女，上课可认真了，有一次她正讲课，教室后排的同学都在说话，老师大叫一声：后面的朋友话刚落音，不知道哪个二货接了句：你们好吗？全班同学都笑趴了。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}