{"id":114801,"date":"2014-02-25T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=67dca45c8039ac2ae348feeda5f5daf8"},"modified":"2014-02-25T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-25T11:00:00","slug":"%e5%92%8c%e5%a5%b3%e5%90%8c%e4%ba%8b%e9%80%9b%e8%a1%97%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8d%96%e8%8a%b1%e5%b0%8f%e5%a5%b3%e5%ad%a9%e8%b7%91%e8%bf%87%e6%9d%a5%e6%8b%89%e7%9d%80%e6%88%91%e8%af%b4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%92%8c%e5%a5%b3%e5%90%8c%e4%ba%8b%e9%80%9b%e8%a1%97%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8d%96%e8%8a%b1%e5%b0%8f%e5%a5%b3%e5%ad%a9%e8%b7%91%e8%bf%87%e6%9d%a5%e6%8b%89%e7%9d%80%e6%88%91%e8%af%b4\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u548c\u5973\u540c\u4e8b\u901b\u8857\uff0c\u4e00\u4e2a\u5356\u82b1\u5c0f\u5973\u5b69\u8dd1\u8fc7\u6765\u62c9\u7740\u6211\u8bf4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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和女同事逛街，一个卖花小女孩跑过来拉着我说：哥哥，买朵花送姐姐吧？我不能当着人家面买街边的花，于是说：你看哥哥没带钱。小女孩看了看我瘪瘪的兜，可爱单纯的脸瞬间垮了下来，说了句：叔叔，没钱就不要出来泡妞，浪费大家时间！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}