{"id":116492,"date":"2014-04-04T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=fc54ed0f541eb489a84798583ab6c219"},"modified":"2014-04-04T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T15:00:00","slug":"%e4%b8%8a%e7%8f%ad%e7%9a%84%e5%8e%82%e8%bd%a6%e4%b8%8a%ef%bc%8cmm%e9%97%ae%e6%88%91%ef%bc%9a%e6%88%91%e7%9a%84%e7%94%b5%e8%84%91%e4%b8%8d%e8%a1%8c%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e6%98%af%e6%ad%bb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%b8%8a%e7%8f%ad%e7%9a%84%e5%8e%82%e8%bd%a6%e4%b8%8a%ef%bc%8cmm%e9%97%ae%e6%88%91%ef%bc%9a%e6%88%91%e7%9a%84%e7%94%b5%e8%84%91%e4%b8%8d%e8%a1%8c%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e6%98%af%e6%ad%bb\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4e0a\u73ed\u7684\u5382\u8f66\u4e0a\uff0cMM\u95ee\u6211\uff1a\u201c\u6211\u7684\u7535\u8111\u4e0d\u884c\u4e86\uff0c\u8001\u662f\u6b7b"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u4e0a\u73ed\u7684\u5382\u8f66\u4e0a\uff0cMM\u95ee\u6211\uff1a\u6211\u7684\u7535\u8111\u4e0d\u884c\u4e86\uff0c\u8001\u662f\u6b7b\u3002\u6211\u8bf4\uff1a\u90a3\u4f60\u56de\u53bb\u67e5\u67e5\u75c5\u6bd2\u770b\uff0c\u8bb0\u5f97\u8981\u5347\u7ea7\u6740\u6bd2\u8f6f\u4ef6\u3002\u7b2c\u4e8c\u5929\u4e00\u5927\u65e9\uff0c\u8f66\u4e0a\u53c8\u89c1MM\uff0c\u5076\u968f\u53e3\u95ee\u4e86\u53e5\uff1a\u67e5\u8fc7\u4e86\u6ca1\uff1f\u600e\u6837\uff1f\u7136\u540eMM\u5927\u58f0\u7684\u8bf4\u4e86\u53e5\uff1a\u6c14\u6b7b\u6211\u4e86\uff0c\u67e5\u4e86\u534a\u5929\uff0c\u8bf4\u662f\u6ca1\uff08\u6885\uff09\u6bd2\u3002\u4f60\u8bf4\u600e\u4e48\u529e\u597d\u554a\uff1f\u5f53\u65f6\u90a3\u4e2a\u5bd2\u554a\u73b0\u5728\u8fd8<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

上班的厂车上，MM问我：我的电脑不行了，老是死。我说：那你回去查查病毒看，记得要升级杀毒软件。第二天一大早，车上又见MM，偶随口问了句：查过了没？怎样？然后MM大声的说了句：气死我了，查了半天，说是没（梅）毒。你说怎么办好啊？当时那个寒啊现在还<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}