{"id":119890,"date":"2014-05-06T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=1d0d1b9b77789f32bf22a742241919fd"},"modified":"2014-05-06T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T22:00:00","slug":"%e9%82%a3%e5%a4%a9%e5%8e%bb%e4%b8%80%e5%ae%b6%e9%85%92%e5%ba%97%e8%a7%81%e5%ae%a2%e6%88%b7%ef%bc%8c%e8%a7%81%e5%a4%a7%e5%8e%85%e6%9c%89%e5%8f%b0%e6%96%b0%e6%9c%ba%e5%99%a8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e9%82%a3%e5%a4%a9%e5%8e%bb%e4%b8%80%e5%ae%b6%e9%85%92%e5%ba%97%e8%a7%81%e5%ae%a2%e6%88%b7%ef%bc%8c%e8%a7%81%e5%a4%a7%e5%8e%85%e6%9c%89%e5%8f%b0%e6%96%b0%e6%9c%ba%e5%99%a8\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u90a3\u5929\u53bb\u4e00\u5bb6\u9152\u5e97\u89c1\u5ba2\u6237\uff0c\u89c1\u5927\u5385\u6709\u53f0\u65b0\u673a\u5668"},"content":{"rendered":"

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那天去一家酒店见客户，见大厅有台新机器，写着：消毒洗手机。我想也没想，掏出手机就洗了洗得还真干净。然后，手机就不能打了。晚上看电视，新闻里说某酒店一位客人用洗手机把手机洗了，于是，酒店方把消毒洗手机改叫洗手消毒机了<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}