{"id":119899,"date":"2014-05-04T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=db9cff54315ffbc565ac5abbba52c71d"},"modified":"2014-05-04T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-04T22:00:00","slug":"%e6%9c%ac%e4%ba%ba%e7%94%b7%ef%bc%8c%e5%89%8d%e5%87%a0%e5%a4%a9%e5%9d%90%e9%a3%9e%e6%9c%ba%e5%b0%bf%e6%80%a5%e5%8e%bb%e6%b4%97%e6%89%8b%e9%97%b4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%9c%ac%e4%ba%ba%e7%94%b7%ef%bc%8c%e5%89%8d%e5%87%a0%e5%a4%a9%e5%9d%90%e9%a3%9e%e6%9c%ba%e5%b0%bf%e6%80%a5%e5%8e%bb%e6%b4%97%e6%89%8b%e9%97%b4\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u672c\u4eba\u7537\uff0c\u524d\u51e0\u5929\u5750\u98de\u673a\u5c3f\u6025\u53bb\u6d17\u624b\u95f4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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本人男，前几天坐飞机尿急去洗手间，推开门赫然发现一个女生坐在里面，她生气的说：你进来怎么不敲门呀？我断然退出，然后敲了敲门问：我可以进来吗？里面喊：滚！我再也不相信女人了。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}