{"id":119925,"date":"2014-04-21T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=4f272cc21840f47ca38a8c46e1e5e39d"},"modified":"2014-04-21T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T22:00:00","slug":"%e5%a6%bb%e5%ad%90%ef%bc%9a%e5%87%ba%e7%94%9f%e8%af%81%e6%98%8e%e5%8a%9e%e5%a5%bd%e4%ba%86%e5%90%97%ef%bc%9f%e4%b8%88%e5%a4%ab%ef%bc%9a%e5%8a%9e%e5%a5%bd%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%a6%bb%e5%ad%90%ef%bc%9a%e5%87%ba%e7%94%9f%e8%af%81%e6%98%8e%e5%8a%9e%e5%a5%bd%e4%ba%86%e5%90%97%ef%bc%9f%e4%b8%88%e5%a4%ab%ef%bc%9a%e5%8a%9e%e5%a5%bd%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u59bb\u5b50\uff1a\u51fa\u751f\u8bc1\u660e\u529e\u597d\u4e86\u5417\uff1f\u4e08\u592b\uff1a\u529e\u597d\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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妻子：出生证明办好了吗？丈夫：办好了。办的时候我还犯愁，咱俩的结婚证都皱巴成那样了，怕别人看了笑话。妻子：后来呢？丈夫：我看前面那兄弟的结婚证都成拼图了，估计那两口子也没少折腾。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}