{"id":119932,"date":"2014-04-17T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=367327d154c51db691e41c8740f105ac"},"modified":"2014-04-17T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T22:00:00","slug":"%e5%bd%93%e5%ae%98%e7%9c%9f%e5%a5%bd%e5%91%80%ef%bc%81%e7%9c%8b%e7%9a%84%e6%98%af%e7%ac%91%e7%9b%88%e7%9b%88%e7%9a%84%e8%84%b8%ef%bc%8c%e5%90%ac%e7%9a%84%e6%98%af%e9%a1%ba%e6%ba%9c%e6%ba%9c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%bd%93%e5%ae%98%e7%9c%9f%e5%a5%bd%e5%91%80%ef%bc%81%e7%9c%8b%e7%9a%84%e6%98%af%e7%ac%91%e7%9b%88%e7%9b%88%e7%9a%84%e8%84%b8%ef%bc%8c%e5%90%ac%e7%9a%84%e6%98%af%e9%a1%ba%e6%ba%9c%e6%ba%9c\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u201c\u5f53\u5b98\u771f\u597d\u5440\uff01\u770b\u7684\u662f\u7b11\u76c8\u76c8\u7684\u8138\uff0c\u542c\u7684\u662f\u987a\u6e9c\u6e9c\u7684\u8bdd"},"content":{"rendered":"

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当官真好呀！看的是笑盈盈的脸，听的是顺溜溜的话，吃的是香喷喷的饭，睡的是软绵绵的床，抱的是娇滴滴的妞，办的是美滋滋的事。要是能让我当一百年的官，少活两岁也无所谓。乙：你说的是什么官呀这么爽？甲：新郎官呀。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}