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八岁的儿子问老公：张飞他妈姓什么？老公：不知道。儿子：笨，姓吴，无事生非（吴氏生飞）都不知道。儿子再问：张飞他爸姓什么？老公思索半天，猛拍脑门：姓惹，惹事生非！儿子狂笑：笨死了！姓张！你不和你爸姓呀！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}