{"id":120051,"date":"2014-06-03T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=563fb88155ccc4e85ffbeaa42cb401dc"},"modified":"2014-06-03T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:00:00","slug":"%e8%b5%b5%e6%9c%ac%e5%b1%b1%e9%97%ae%ef%bc%8c%e6%b2%88%e9%98%b3%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e6%98%af%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e7%9c%8b%e5%be%85%e6%83%85%e4%ba%ba%e8%8a%82%e7%9a%84%e5%91%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e8%b5%b5%e6%9c%ac%e5%b1%b1%e9%97%ae%ef%bc%8c%e6%b2%88%e9%98%b3%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e6%98%af%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e7%9c%8b%e5%be%85%e6%83%85%e4%ba%ba%e8%8a%82%e7%9a%84%e5%91%a2\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u8d75\u672c\u5c71\u95ee\uff0c\u6c88\u9633\u554a\uff0c\u4f60\u662f\u600e\u4e48\u770b\u5f85\u60c5\u4eba\u8282\u7684\u5462"},"content":{"rendered":"

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赵本山问，沈阳啊，你是怎么看待情人节的呢？小沈阳回答，这个情人节吧，和清明节都是一样一样的，都是送花，送吃的，然后说一堆哄鬼的话，最后放一炮走人。赵本山说：阳啊！你错了，清明节是人和鬼说人话。情人节是人和人说鬼话。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}