{"id":120053,"date":"2014-06-03T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=80c58228cebafae8a56cfc614ba9170e"},"modified":"2014-06-03T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:00:00","slug":"%e4%bd%a0%e7%88%b8%e5%a6%88%e7%bb%93%e5%a9%9a%e4%ba%8c%e5%8d%81%e5%87%a0%e5%b9%b4%e4%bb%8e%e6%b2%a1%e5%90%b5%e8%bf%87%e6%9e%b6%e3%80%82%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e5%81%9a%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%bd%a0%e7%88%b8%e5%a6%88%e7%bb%93%e5%a9%9a%e4%ba%8c%e5%8d%81%e5%87%a0%e5%b9%b4%e4%bb%8e%e6%b2%a1%e5%90%b5%e8%bf%87%e6%9e%b6%e3%80%82%e6%80%8e%e4%b9%88%e5%81%9a%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4f60\u7238\u5988\u7ed3\u5a5a\u4e8c\u5341\u51e0\u5e74\u4ece\u6ca1\u5435\u8fc7\u67b6\u3002\u600e\u4e48\u505a\u5230\u7684"},"content":{"rendered":"

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你爸妈结婚二十几年从没吵过架。怎么做到的？我妈嫁进门的那天，狗对她吼， 她平静的说，这是第一次，过一会，狗又对她吼，她说，这是第二次，过一会儿狗对她吼！她拿菜刀把狗砍死了。我爸对她吼，你神经病啊！我妈平静的看着我爸说，这是第一次，从此以后，<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}