{"id":123637,"date":"2014-08-30T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=07e2d15c288309e5fff975f59fd553f6"},"modified":"2014-08-30T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:00:00","slug":"%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e4%b9%b0%e4%ba%86%e4%b8%aa%e8%8b%b9%e6%9e%9c%e6%89%8b%e6%9c%ba%e6%a8%a1%e5%9e%8b%ef%bc%8c%e5%8e%bb%e5%85%ac%e5%9b%ad%e4%ba%ba%e5%a4%9a%e7%9a%84%e6%b0%b4%e6%b1%a0%e8%be%b9%e6%83%b3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e4%b9%b0%e4%ba%86%e4%b8%aa%e8%8b%b9%e6%9e%9c%e6%89%8b%e6%9c%ba%e6%a8%a1%e5%9e%8b%ef%bc%8c%e5%8e%bb%e5%85%ac%e5%9b%ad%e4%ba%ba%e5%a4%9a%e7%9a%84%e6%b0%b4%e6%b1%a0%e8%be%b9%e6%83%b3\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4eca\u5929\u4e70\u4e86\u4e2a\u82f9\u679c\u624b\u673a\u6a21\u578b\uff0c\u53bb\u516c\u56ed\u4eba\u591a\u7684\u6c34\u6c60\u8fb9\u60f3\u88c5\u88c5B"},"content":{"rendered":"

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今天买了个苹果手机模型，去公园人多的水池边想装装B。就拿着模型机假装打电话，然后大骂，然后把手机扔水里。好多人看着我，都觉得可惜，正要离去，然后一妹子说了句话让我狂奔！大哥，你的手机浮起来了，起来了，来了<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}