{"id":123638,"date":"2014-08-30T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=3ea015cecf67a6814b3e330c132855a7"},"modified":"2014-08-30T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:00:00","slug":"%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%bf%83%e8%a1%80%e6%9d%a5%e6%bd%ae%e5%8f%ab%e4%ba%86%e8%82%af%e5%be%b7%e5%9f%ba%e7%9a%84%e5%a4%96%e5%8d%96%ef%bc%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a2%e6%9c%8d%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%8c%e5%b8%8c%e6%9c%9b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%bf%83%e8%a1%80%e6%9d%a5%e6%bd%ae%e5%8f%ab%e4%ba%86%e8%82%af%e5%be%b7%e5%9f%ba%e7%9a%84%e5%a4%96%e5%8d%96%ef%bc%8c%e8%b7%9f%e5%ae%a2%e6%9c%8d%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%8c%e5%b8%8c%e6%9c%9b\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4eca\u5929\u5fc3\u8840\u6765\u6f6e\u53eb\u4e86\u80af\u5fb7\u57fa\u7684\u5916\u5356\uff0c\u8ddf\u5ba2\u670d\u8bf4\uff0c\u5e0c\u671b\u5feb\u70b9\u9001\u5230"},"content":{"rendered":"

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今天心血来潮叫了肯德基的外卖，跟客服说，希望快点送到，不然我就饿死了，结果外卖15分钟就送到了，付好钱后悲剧发生了单据上客户留言那栏直接打印着：快点送达，顾客即将饿死好吧我无语了。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}