{"id":123646,"date":"2014-08-27T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=da7da2b777b016840a7fd9eb50dd2da3"},"modified":"2014-08-27T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T14:00:00","slug":"%e5%9c%a8%e5%9c%b0%e9%93%81%e4%b8%8a%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%a6%88%e5%a6%88%e5%b8%a6%e7%9d%80%e5%ad%a9%e5%ad%90%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%b0%e9%93%81%ef%bc%8c%e8%bd%a6%e4%b8%8a%e6%8c%a4%e6%bb%a1%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%9c%a8%e5%9c%b0%e9%93%81%e4%b8%8a%ef%bc%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%a6%88%e5%a6%88%e5%b8%a6%e7%9d%80%e5%ad%a9%e5%ad%90%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%b0%e9%93%81%ef%bc%8c%e8%bd%a6%e4%b8%8a%e6%8c%a4%e6%bb%a1%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5728\u5730\u94c1\u4e0a\uff0c\u4e00\u4e2a\u5988\u5988\u5e26\u7740\u5b69\u5b50\u5750\u5730\u94c1\uff0c\u8f66\u4e0a\u6324\u6ee1\u4e86\u4eba"},"content":{"rendered":"

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在地铁上，一个妈妈带着孩子坐地铁，车上挤满了人，孩子不停地一边说我的黄色小球呢，一边哭。最后车上所有的人都帮小孩子找球，找遍了全车，也没找到一个球。孩子忽然不哭，手指放到鼻孔里说：我再做一个。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}