{"id":123649,"date":"2014-08-26T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=2b5f92216820a4aca0f915520fcd2e84"},"modified":"2014-08-26T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T14:00:00","slug":"%e6%88%91%e6%80%bb%e6%98%af%e5%96%9c%e6%ac%a2%e5%9c%a8%e5%ba%8a%e4%b8%8a%e6%8a%bd%e7%83%9f%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%8f%e5%b8%b8%e8%a2%ab%e8%80%81%e5%a6%88%e8%af%b4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%88%91%e6%80%bb%e6%98%af%e5%96%9c%e6%ac%a2%e5%9c%a8%e5%ba%8a%e4%b8%8a%e6%8a%bd%e7%83%9f%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%8f%e5%b8%b8%e8%a2%ab%e8%80%81%e5%a6%88%e8%af%b4\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u6211\u603b\u662f\u559c\u6b22\u5728\u5e8a\u4e0a\u62bd\u70df\uff0c\u7ecf\u5e38\u88ab\u8001\u5988\u8bf4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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我总是喜欢在床上抽烟，经常被老妈说。有一年过年在床上抽烟，又把被子点着了，我还很高兴的给女朋友发短信说：今年我肯定火，我把被子给烧了。女朋友很关切的回信：那你妈没说你吧？我短信回她：没有，我妈一进屋就很关心的问我，怎么没把你烧死啊！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}