{"id":123650,"date":"2014-08-26T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=4726aaed74f14bd23eb4b4e19397dca0"},"modified":"2014-08-26T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T14:00:00","slug":"%e6%99%9a%e4%b8%8a%e8%80%81%e7%88%b8%e5%96%9d%e5%a4%9a%e4%ba%86%e5%9b%9e%e6%9d%a5%e8%ba%ba%e5%9c%b0%e6%9d%bf%e4%b8%8a%e5%b0%b1%e5%bc%80%e5%a7%8b%e7%9d%a1%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%99%9a%e4%b8%8a%e8%80%81%e7%88%b8%e5%96%9d%e5%a4%9a%e4%ba%86%e5%9b%9e%e6%9d%a5%e8%ba%ba%e5%9c%b0%e6%9d%bf%e4%b8%8a%e5%b0%b1%e5%bc%80%e5%a7%8b%e7%9d%a1%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u665a\u4e0a\u8001\u7238\u559d\u591a\u4e86\u56de\u6765\u8eba\u5730\u677f\u4e0a\u5c31\u5f00\u59cb\u7761\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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晚上老爸喝多了回来躺地板上就开始睡了，我和我妈想合力把他抬起来实在是太重了，费半天劲才把老爸搬成坐着的状态。这时老爸放了一个巨响的屁，我妈楞了楞，恨恨的说，你这是要起飞了吗？<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}