{"id":123652,"date":"2014-08-24T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=f746d61c0a1f76251a2ca5d7d5217f95"},"modified":"2014-08-24T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T14:00:00","slug":"%e5%88%9d%e4%b8%ad%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b%e3%80%82%e5%92%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e7%94%b7%e5%90%8c%e5%ad%a6%e5%8e%bb%e5%a5%b3%e5%90%8c%e5%ad%a6%e5%ae%b6%e7%8e%a9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%88%9d%e4%b8%ad%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e7%9a%84%e4%ba%8b%e3%80%82%e5%92%8c%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e7%94%b7%e5%90%8c%e5%ad%a6%e5%8e%bb%e5%a5%b3%e5%90%8c%e5%ad%a6%e5%ae%b6%e7%8e%a9\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u521d\u4e2d\u65f6\u5019\u7684\u4e8b\u3002\u548c\u4e00\u4e2a\u7537\u540c\u5b66\u53bb\u5973\u540c\u5b66\u5bb6\u73a9"},"content":{"rendered":"

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初中时候的事。和一个男同学去女同学家玩。第一次去她家，发现她家装修得很豪华。然后期间我发现男同学一只手一直搓手啊搓的，很是局促的样子。我偷偷问他怎么了。这货华丽的来了句，鼻屎搓了半天了，不好意思扔她家真是善良的孩子啊。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}