{"id":123655,"date":"2014-08-22T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=802803e9fbd253bda327f3da014d4bbe"},"modified":"2014-08-22T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T14:00:00","slug":"%e6%a5%bc%e4%b8%bb%ef%bc%9a%e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e6%9d%a5%e8%af%b4%e8%af%b4%e4%bd%a0%e6%9c%80%e5%96%9c%e6%ac%a2%e7%9a%84%e6%ad%8c%e8%af%8d%e5%90%a7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%a5%bc%e4%b8%bb%ef%bc%9a%e5%a4%a7%e5%ae%b6%e6%9d%a5%e8%af%b4%e8%af%b4%e4%bd%a0%e6%9c%80%e5%96%9c%e6%ac%a2%e7%9a%84%e6%ad%8c%e8%af%8d%e5%90%a7\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u697c\u4e3b\uff1a\u5927\u5bb6\u6765\u8bf4\u8bf4\u4f60\u6700\u559c\u6b22\u7684\u6b4c\u8bcd\u5427"},"content":{"rendered":"

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楼主：大家来说说你最喜欢的歌词吧？ 神回复：这是一首简单的小禽歌，吵起村头交配的白鸽。我想我很适合养几只大白鹅，顺便再养只八哥。你知道就算大雨让整个鸡窝塌掉，我有二吨饲料，受不了别人家鸡饿得乱叫，被迫跑来咱家鸡窝里乱搞，就算整个村里的鸡都死<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}