{"id":123662,"date":"2014-08-20T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=ecde1663d7c5352679dac5eac8547a0b"},"modified":"2014-08-20T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T14:00:00","slug":"%e4%b8%89%e4%b8%aa%e7%9a%84%e5%a3%ab%e5%8f%b8%e6%9c%ba%ef%bc%8c%e6%b7%b1%e5%a4%9c%e6%b2%a1%e7%94%9f%e6%84%8f%ef%bc%8c%e5%b0%b1%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%a8%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e5%90%b9%e7%89%9b%e6%af%94%e8%b0%81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%b8%89%e4%b8%aa%e7%9a%84%e5%a3%ab%e5%8f%b8%e6%9c%ba%ef%bc%8c%e6%b7%b1%e5%a4%9c%e6%b2%a1%e7%94%9f%e6%84%8f%ef%bc%8c%e5%b0%b1%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%a8%e4%b8%80%e8%b5%b7%e5%90%b9%e7%89%9b%e6%af%94%e8%b0%81\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4e09\u4e2a\u7684\u58eb\u53f8\u673a\uff0c\u6df1\u591c\u6ca1\u751f\u610f\uff0c\u5c31\u5750\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u5439\u725b\u6bd4\u8c01\u7684\u8001\u5a46\u7626"},"content":{"rendered":"

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三个的士司机，深夜没生意，就坐在一起吹牛比谁的老婆瘦。司机甲：我老婆能穿我12岁女儿的衣服。司机乙不服：我老婆吞颗杏仁，别人都以为她怀孕了。司机丙说道：我老婆回家从不开门，直接从门缝里进来。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}