{"id":123682,"date":"2014-08-15T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=a47b640577afe5e5bc09540896b092b3"},"modified":"2014-08-15T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T14:00:00","slug":"%e5%bc%80%e8%bd%a6%e8%b7%af%e8%bf%87%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8a%a0%e6%b2%b9%e7%ab%99%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e5%85%ac%e7%9c%8b%e7%9c%8b%e8%bd%a6%e4%b9%9f%e5%bf%ab%e6%b2%a1%e6%9c%89%e6%b2%b9%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%bc%80%e8%bd%a6%e8%b7%af%e8%bf%87%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%8a%a0%e6%b2%b9%e7%ab%99%ef%bc%8c%e8%80%81%e5%85%ac%e7%9c%8b%e7%9c%8b%e8%bd%a6%e4%b9%9f%e5%bf%ab%e6%b2%a1%e6%9c%89%e6%b2%b9%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5f00\u8f66\u8def\u8fc7\u4e00\u4e2a\u52a0\u6cb9\u7ad9\uff0c\u8001\u516c\u770b\u770b\u8f66\u4e5f\u5feb\u6ca1\u6709\u6cb9\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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开车路过一个加油站，老公看看车也快没有油了，对老婆说：亲爱的，我去上个厕所，你来加油好不好？老婆妩媚一笑：亲爱的，没问题！老公走进了厕所，5秒钟后，听见老婆在门外大喊：老公，加油！老公，加油！老公，加油！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}