{"id":123789,"date":"2014-09-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=9d5868b25b75d346e50cf0d9f6d1e21b"},"modified":"2014-09-02T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T13:00:00","slug":"%e6%9f%90%e5%a4%a9%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e5%9c%a8%e7%9c%8b%e6%9d%82%e5%bf%97%ef%bc%8c%e5%88%9a%e7%bf%bb%e5%88%b0%e5%bc%a0%e4%ba%ae%e7%9a%84%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%9f%90%e5%a4%a9%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e5%9c%a8%e7%9c%8b%e6%9d%82%e5%bf%97%ef%bc%8c%e5%88%9a%e7%bf%bb%e5%88%b0%e5%bc%a0%e4%ba%ae%e7%9a%84%e7%85%a7%e7%89%87\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u67d0\u5929\uff0c\u6211\u5728\u770b\u6742\u5fd7\uff0c\u521a\u7ffb\u5230\u5f20\u4eae\u7684\u7167\u7247"},"content":{"rendered":"

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某天，我在看杂志，刚翻到张亮的照片。我弟凑过来看到了，突然很严肃的说：姐，你看我也是巴掌脸。他脸圆的都跟圆规画出来似的了，我理都不想理他。见我没反应，他就拿牙签冷猛戳了我胳臂一下，被我顺手呼了一掌。他捂着脸乐呵：我就是巴掌脸。现在我很担心<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}