{"id":123793,"date":"2014-09-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=f9115c1ace44afd63dfb83ab87818a61"},"modified":"2014-09-02T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T13:00:00","slug":"%e3%80%90%e9%98%b2%e4%b8%8d%e8%83%9c%e9%98%b2%e3%80%91%e4%b9%b0%e4%b8%80%e5%8c%8520%e7%9a%84%e7%83%9f%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%99%e8%80%81%e6%9d%bf50%ef%bc%8c%e6%89%be%e4%ba%86%e6%88%9140","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e3%80%90%e9%98%b2%e4%b8%8d%e8%83%9c%e9%98%b2%e3%80%91%e4%b9%b0%e4%b8%80%e5%8c%8520%e7%9a%84%e7%83%9f%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%99%e8%80%81%e6%9d%bf50%ef%bc%8c%e6%89%be%e4%ba%86%e6%88%9140\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u3010\u9632\u4e0d\u80dc\u9632\u3011\u4e70\u4e00\u530520\u7684\u70df\uff0c\u7ed9\u8001\u677f50\uff0c\u627e\u4e86\u621140"},"content":{"rendered":"

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