{"id":137252,"date":"2014-10-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=dc019de70a3eb916a3c848c3242c7128"},"modified":"2014-10-23T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T12:00:00","slug":"%e6%97%a9%e4%b8%8a%e5%8e%bb%e4%b8%bb%e6%a5%bc%e4%b8%8a%e8%af%be%e8%bf%9f%e5%88%b0%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%a8%e6%95%99%e5%ae%a4%e6%9c%80%e5%90%8e%e4%b8%80%e6%8e%92","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%97%a9%e4%b8%8a%e5%8e%bb%e4%b8%bb%e6%a5%bc%e4%b8%8a%e8%af%be%e8%bf%9f%e5%88%b0%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e5%9d%90%e5%9c%a8%e6%95%99%e5%ae%a4%e6%9c%80%e5%90%8e%e4%b8%80%e6%8e%92\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u65e9\u4e0a\u53bb\u4e3b\u697c\u4e0a\u8bfe\u8fdf\u5230\u4e86\uff0c\u5750\u5728\u6559\u5ba4\u6700\u540e\u4e00\u6392"},"content":{"rendered":"

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早上去主楼上课迟到了，坐在教室最后一排，拿出来刚买的包子吃。这时看到旁边一美女一直盯着我看，貌似很饿的样子。我就把包子递给她一个，这时老师发话了：某同学迟到就算了，吃包子也算了，就别把包子给听课老师吃了吧！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}