{"id":137278,"date":"2014-10-09T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-09T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=41fa562766137366c81eb0dc4378cdd8"},"modified":"2014-10-09T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T12:00:00","slug":"%e8%80%81%e5%a9%86%e8%a2%ab%e9%80%81%e8%bf%9b%e4%ba%86%e6%80%a5%e8%af%8a%e5%ae%a4%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e5%9c%a8%e9%97%a8%e5%a4%96%e8%8b%a6%e8%8b%a6%e5%ae%88%e5%80%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e8%80%81%e5%a9%86%e8%a2%ab%e9%80%81%e8%bf%9b%e4%ba%86%e6%80%a5%e8%af%8a%e5%ae%a4%ef%bc%8c%e6%88%91%e5%9c%a8%e9%97%a8%e5%a4%96%e8%8b%a6%e8%8b%a6%e5%ae%88%e5%80%99\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u8001\u5a46\u88ab\u9001\u8fdb\u4e86\u6025\u8bca\u5ba4\uff0c\u6211\u5728\u95e8\u5916\u82e6\u82e6\u5b88\u5019"},"content":{"rendered":"

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