{"id":137290,"date":"2014-09-28T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=8aa8a5fc6311298eea5752f554f4e25d"},"modified":"2014-09-28T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T12:00:00","slug":"%e6%88%91%e9%80%81%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e8%8a%92%e6%9e%9c%ef%bc%8c%e8%ae%a9%e4%bb%96%e6%9c%89%e7%a9%ba%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e5%90%83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%88%91%e9%80%81%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e8%8a%92%e6%9e%9c%ef%bc%8c%e8%ae%a9%e4%bb%96%e6%9c%89%e7%a9%ba%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e5%90%83\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u6211\u9001\u7537\u53cb\u4e00\u4e2a\u8292\u679c\uff0c\u8ba9\u4ed6\u6709\u7a7a\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u5403"},"content":{"rendered":"

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我送男友一个芒果，让他有空的时候吃。男友特别珍惜我送的每一件东西。晚上在寝室里边人多，男友就跑厕所去吃芒果了。结果刚吃完，嘴上还有黄色的芒果汁。来没来得及擦，这时厕所进来一哥们问男友：兄弟，你饿了有方便面，也不能吃那个呀！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}