{"id":137306,"date":"2014-09-24T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=d7979232f8f40c9668ed43e60788a33a"},"modified":"2014-09-24T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T12:00:00","slug":"%e9%99%aa%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%e5%8e%8b%e9%a9%ac%e8%b7%af%ef%bc%8c%e8%b7%af%e4%b8%8a%e6%8d%a1%e5%88%b010%e5%9d%97%e9%92%b1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e9%99%aa%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%e5%8e%8b%e9%a9%ac%e8%b7%af%ef%bc%8c%e8%b7%af%e4%b8%8a%e6%8d%a1%e5%88%b010%e5%9d%97%e9%92%b1\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u966a\u5973\u53cb\u538b\u9a6c\u8def\uff0c\u8def\u4e0a\u6361\u523010\u5757\u94b1"},"content":{"rendered":"

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陪女友压马路，路上捡到10块钱，女友说：捡来的钱必须花了，不然会带来不好的运气。我就半信半疑，结果她拉着我进超市买了二百多的零食，我只想说：老婆下次陪你走路，看到小钱，打死也不捡了。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}