{"id":141029,"date":"2014-12-22T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=c8b85fa397773ce234a73b4e9136d3a6"},"modified":"2014-12-22T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T14:00:00","slug":"%e6%98%a8%e5%a4%a9%e9%97%ba%e8%9c%9c%e5%92%8c%e5%87%a0%e4%b8%aa%e6%9c%8b%e5%8f%8b%e8%81%9a%e9%a4%90%e5%90%83%e9%a5%ad%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%93%e8%b4%a6%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e4%b8%80%e5%85%b1102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e6%98%a8%e5%a4%a9%e9%97%ba%e8%9c%9c%e5%92%8c%e5%87%a0%e4%b8%aa%e6%9c%8b%e5%8f%8b%e8%81%9a%e9%a4%90%e5%90%83%e9%a5%ad%ef%bc%8c%e7%bb%93%e8%b4%a6%e7%9a%84%e6%97%b6%e5%80%99%e4%b8%80%e5%85%b1102\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u6628\u5929\u95fa\u871c\u548c\u51e0\u4e2a\u670b\u53cb\u805a\u9910\u5403\u996d\uff0c\u7ed3\u8d26\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u4e00\u5171102"},"content":{"rendered":"

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