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小力被老婆管得紧，整日郁闷。朋友阿东给他出主意：你老婆那么凶，真奇怪你是怎么忍受过来的，这样吧，我带你去健身房，你把沙袋想像成你老婆，然后狠狠地发泄，我晚上过来。晚上，阿东到了健身房，教练问道：你朋友没事吧，他对着沙袋都跪了一下午了<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}