{"id":142548,"date":"2014-12-31T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=b489755991f1a424beff83839173d28d"},"modified":"2014-12-31T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","slug":"%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%ef%bc%9a%e4%ba%b2%e7%88%b1%e7%9a%84%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e7%88%b1%e4%b8%8d%e7%88%b1%e6%88%91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%ef%bc%9a%e4%ba%b2%e7%88%b1%e7%9a%84%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e7%88%b1%e4%b8%8d%e7%88%b1%e6%88%91\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5973\u53cb\uff1a\u4eb2\u7231\u7684\uff0c\u4f60\u7231\u4e0d\u7231\u6211"},"content":{"rendered":"

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女友：亲爱的，你爱不爱我？爱。女友又来：那我跟你妈掉河里，你先救谁？别想了，我妈会游泳会顺带把你拉上来。女友撒娇：那要你下水去救呢？那你死定了，我不会游泳，我妈肯定先救我<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}