{"id":142556,"date":"2014-12-31T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=445cb7205472e92d23bc386448559f9b"},"modified":"2014-12-31T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","slug":"%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e9%97%ae%e4%b8%80%e6%9c%8b%e5%8f%8b%ef%bc%9a%e5%a6%82%e6%9e%9c%e4%bd%a0%e4%b8%ad%e4%ba%86%e4%ba%94%e7%99%be%e4%b8%87%ef%bc%8c%e7%ac%ac%e4%b8%80%e4%bb%b6%e4%ba%8b%e5%81%9a%e4%bb%80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e9%97%ae%e4%b8%80%e6%9c%8b%e5%8f%8b%ef%bc%9a%e5%a6%82%e6%9e%9c%e4%bd%a0%e4%b8%ad%e4%ba%86%e4%ba%94%e7%99%be%e4%b8%87%ef%bc%8c%e7%ac%ac%e4%b8%80%e4%bb%b6%e4%ba%8b%e5%81%9a%e4%bb%80\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4eca\u5929\u95ee\u4e00\u670b\u53cb\uff1a\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u4e2d\u4e86\u4e94\u767e\u4e07\uff0c\u7b2c\u4e00\u4ef6\u4e8b\u505a\u4ec0\u4e48"},"content":{"rendered":"

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今天问一朋友：如果你中了五百万，第一件事做什么？ 他拿着手机说：打电话借钱，把所有认识的朋友亲戚借个遍。 我好奇地问：你不是中大奖了，怎么还问别人借？ 这货给我来了句：他们不借给我，我看他们到时候还有脸问我借不！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}