{"id":142568,"date":"2014-12-29T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=80fee84a1b71ba2d2198575c0bec744c"},"modified":"2014-12-29T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:00:00","slug":"%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e5%ae%b6%e4%bd%8f%e5%8d%81%e6%a5%bc%ef%bc%8c%e8%bf%99%e4%b8%a4%e5%a4%a9%e7%94%b5%e6%a2%af%e5%9d%8f%e4%ba%86%e7%bb%b4%e4%bf%ae%e4%b8%ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e5%ae%b6%e4%bd%8f%e5%8d%81%e6%a5%bc%ef%bc%8c%e8%bf%99%e4%b8%a4%e5%a4%a9%e7%94%b5%e6%a2%af%e5%9d%8f%e4%ba%86%e7%bb%b4%e4%bf%ae%e4%b8%ad\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u7537\u53cb\u5bb6\u4f4f\u5341\u697c\uff0c\u8fd9\u4e24\u5929\u7535\u68af\u574f\u4e86\u7ef4\u4fee\u4e2d"},"content":{"rendered":"

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男友家住十楼，这两天电梯坏了维修中。周末懒得下楼，就叫肯德基外卖。结果连续两天来的是同一个大哥。第二天他气喘吁吁地说：哥，明天别点肯德基了，麦当劳出新品了，你不试试？<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}