{"id":142576,"date":"2014-12-29T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=19533b2bb796606215d2bb1ada1ca615"},"modified":"2014-12-29T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:00:00","slug":"%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e6%99%9a%e4%b8%8a%e5%96%9d%e9%ab%98%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e7%9d%a1%e8%a7%89%e6%8a%8a%e8%87%aa%e4%b8%aa%e5%84%bf%e8%85%bf%e6%8c%a0%e7%a0%b4%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e7%94%b7%e5%8f%8b%e6%99%9a%e4%b8%8a%e5%96%9d%e9%ab%98%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e7%9d%a1%e8%a7%89%e6%8a%8a%e8%87%aa%e4%b8%aa%e5%84%bf%e8%85%bf%e6%8c%a0%e7%a0%b4%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u7537\u53cb\u665a\u4e0a\u559d\u9ad8\u4e86\uff0c\u7761\u89c9\u628a\u81ea\u4e2a\u513f\u817f\u6320\u7834\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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男友晚上喝高了，睡觉把自个儿腿挠破了，早上起来非说是女友挠的。女友当然不乐意了，说是他自个儿挠的，男友偏偏不承认。最后给女友急了，上去在他另一条腿上挠了个五线谱，咆哮：就是我挠的你能怎么地吧！男友瞬间绵了：不怎么地，就是觉得挠得挺好看的。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}