{"id":142922,"date":"2015-01-05T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=26ac28db29382213e269c072fe66b116"},"modified":"2015-01-05T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T17:00:00","slug":"%e5%92%8c%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%e6%89%93%e8%bd%a6%e5%9b%9e%e5%ae%b6%e3%80%82%e5%88%b0%e5%ae%b6%e9%97%a8%e5%8f%a3%e6%97%b6%e6%89%8d%e5%8f%91%e7%8e%b0%e6%82%b2%e5%89%a7%e4%ba%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%92%8c%e5%a5%b3%e5%8f%8b%e6%89%93%e8%bd%a6%e5%9b%9e%e5%ae%b6%e3%80%82%e5%88%b0%e5%ae%b6%e9%97%a8%e5%8f%a3%e6%97%b6%e6%89%8d%e5%8f%91%e7%8e%b0%e6%82%b2%e5%89%a7%e4%ba%86\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u548c\u5973\u53cb\u6253\u8f66\u56de\u5bb6\u3002\u5230\u5bb6\u95e8\u53e3\u65f6\u624d\u53d1\u73b0\u60b2\u5267\u4e86"},"content":{"rendered":"

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和女友打车回家。到家门口时才发现悲剧了，俩人身上钱合起来还差两块。仨人相对无语尴尬之际，女友弱弱地说：师傅我们还差两块，你往回开一点吧车内瞬间安静了。<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}