{"id":147671,"date":"2015-02-15T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=7568122c1d5d0daf6a61700400adda0d"},"modified":"2015-02-15T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T18:00:00","slug":"%e4%ba%b2%e4%bb%ac%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e8%bf%98%e6%9c%89%e6%b4%81%e7%99%96%e5%90%97%ef%bc%9f%e7%94%9f%e4%b8%aa%e5%a8%83%e5%90%a7%ef%bc%81%e9%9a%8f%e6%97%b6%e9%9a%8f%e5%9c%b0%e6%8b%89%e4%bd%a0%e4%b8%80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%ba%b2%e4%bb%ac%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e8%bf%98%e6%9c%89%e6%b4%81%e7%99%96%e5%90%97%ef%bc%9f%e7%94%9f%e4%b8%aa%e5%a8%83%e5%90%a7%ef%bc%81%e9%9a%8f%e6%97%b6%e9%9a%8f%e5%9c%b0%e6%8b%89%e4%bd%a0%e4%b8%80\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4eb2\u4eec\uff0c\u4f60\u8fd8\u6709\u6d01\u7656\u5417\uff1f\u751f\u4e2a\u5a03\u5427\uff01\u968f\u65f6\u968f\u5730\u62c9\u4f60\u4e00\u8eab"},"content":{"rendered":"

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