{"id":147691,"date":"2015-02-09T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=1ac73f89930cd08dca456af5d7fd96ae"},"modified":"2015-02-09T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T18:00:00","slug":"%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%8e%bb%e9%93%b6%e8%a1%8c%e5%8f%96%e9%92%b1%ef%bc%8c%e5%af%b9%e6%9f%9c%e5%91%98%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%9a%e5%8f%96100","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e4%bb%8a%e5%a4%a9%e5%8e%bb%e9%93%b6%e8%a1%8c%e5%8f%96%e9%92%b1%ef%bc%8c%e5%af%b9%e6%9f%9c%e5%91%98%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%9a%e5%8f%96100\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u4eca\u5929\u53bb\u94f6\u884c\u53d6\u94b1\uff0c\u5bf9\u67dc\u5458\u8bf4\uff1a\u53d6100"},"content":{"rendered":"

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今天去银行取钱，对柜员说：取100。柜员说：没那么多。我当时就火了，我说：你们这么大的一个银行取100都没有，又不是要取五万、十万的要预约，那你看看别的窗口有吗？柜员接着无奈的说了一句：是你卡里没那么多<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}