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我家养了一只荷兰猪，这只猪特别喜欢在家里跑来跑去，但有一次，这只猪跑着跑着就撞桌子上了，然后被桌子上掉下来的闹钟给砸死了！ 我很心疼也很奇怪，就问老公：老公，闹钟也不是多么重，怎么就把猪砸死了呢？ 老公神回复：老婆，你没听说过时间是把杀猪刀<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}