{"id":151425,"date":"2015-03-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=16d886550969d5c73fbafa5b2d934b97"},"modified":"2015-03-23T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-23T11:00:00","slug":"%e5%a6%b9%e5%a6%b9%ef%bc%9a%e5%a7%90%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e6%91%b8%e8%bf%87%e7%94%b7%e4%ba%ba%e7%9a%84%e6%89%8b%e5%90%97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%a6%b9%e5%a6%b9%ef%bc%9a%e5%a7%90%ef%bc%8c%e4%bd%a0%e6%91%b8%e8%bf%87%e7%94%b7%e4%ba%ba%e7%9a%84%e6%89%8b%e5%90%97\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u59d0\uff0c\u4f60\u6478\u8fc7\u7537\u4eba\u7684\u624b\u5417"},"content":{"rendered":"

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妹妹：姐，你摸过男人的手吗？ 姐姐：扳手腕算吗？ 妹妹：姐，你挽过男人的胳膊吗？ 姐姐：过肩摔算吗？ 妹妹：姐，你摸过男人的脸吗？ 姐姐：抽嘴巴子算吗？ 妹妹：怪不得你没有男朋友！<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}