{"id":151473,"date":"2015-03-06T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/?guid=10d00a8d6449a5241e46ef8db7080718"},"modified":"2015-03-06T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T11:00:00","slug":"%e5%b0%8f%e7%8e%8b%e6%9a%97%e6%81%8b%e5%bf%83%e4%b8%ad%e7%9a%84%e5%a5%b3%e7%a5%9e%e5%be%88%e4%b9%85%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e6%9a%97%e7%a4%ba%e5%a4%9a%e6%ac%a1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/%e5%b0%8f%e7%8e%8b%e6%9a%97%e6%81%8b%e5%bf%83%e4%b8%ad%e7%9a%84%e5%a5%b3%e7%a5%9e%e5%be%88%e4%b9%85%e4%ba%86%ef%bc%8c%e6%9a%97%e7%a4%ba%e5%a4%9a%e6%ac%a1\/.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5c0f\u738b\u6697\u604b\u5fc3\u4e2d\u7684\u5973\u795e\u5f88\u4e45\u4e86\uff0c\u6697\u793a\u591a\u6b21"},"content":{"rendered":"

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小王暗恋心中的女神很久了，暗示多次，女神终于同意和他去公园玩。到了公园女神和小王坐了旋转木马就说有事离开了。小王很高兴发短信给女神：你和我坐旋转木马，是说我们的关系像童话那么纯洁、美好吗？不一会儿，女神回复短信：不，我只是想让你知道，你永<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sandiegochinesepress.com\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}